AUSTEN’S RULES OF LIFE:
1. DON’T PANIC
2. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
3. It’s all stuff (see #2)
4. Be Prepared
5. Please don’t violate the “Don’t Be Stupid!” policy
6. There is NOOOOO Rule 6! / Cum grano salis
7. Keep your ears open
8. One disaster at a time
9. Always carry a knife
10. Never stop learning…ever
11.Make the world a better place / Turn The World Around
12. Spread the wealth around, you cheap bastard
13. Don’t be superstitious
Meteorologist Austen Onek 